May 2013
2 posts
1 - 2 - 3 - 4, I declare a fic war!
dea-goes-a-tumbln:
What: Tumblr Fic War
Who: Anyone who reblogs this post.
When: Until everyone is actualfax dead, because this is WAR suckers!
Why: FEELINGS
What: Everyone who reblogs this post is opening their ask box up to the most brutal, feelings-inducing prompts anyone who is playing can imagine. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to take those prompts and DESTROY...
April 2013
1 post
meggannn:
friendly reminder that australia doesn’t exist it’s a hoax created by the government all your australian friends are secret fbi agents trying to keep tabs on your online criminal activity wake up america
Yeah! *shifty eyes*
March 2013
6 posts
Bad night’s sleep. I woke up in the middle of the night because I’d stopped breathing. Due to my inherited sleep apnoea, I always stop breathing for, like, 20 secs but I’d stopped breathing for long enough that when I woke up, I put my back out and freaked out so much I threw up :/
When I was a kid and replied with something like, “Because SHE did it!” my mother would retort, “SHE is the cat’s mother!” I’ve never put any stock in it, it’s just a saying. But when I corrected my five-year-old with the same statement, she asked, “Why?”
…
I have no idea o.O Does anyone else? :P
February 2013
26 posts
“It’s like the dining room carpet when the cat makes a B.M. on there. What do you do? You don’t have any choice; you’ve gotta replace the carpet, you gotta get rid of the cat and you can NEVER eat in that dining room again, can you? No, you can’t.”
- Mr Monk and the Garbage Strike
meggannn:
fourtris-divergent:
One day your child will bring home a friend and introduce them and they’ll have the name of a fictional character and you silently whisper “I can’t believe their parents were in ‘that’ fandom!”
#i don’t care how cute he is you can’t hang out with cullen anymore
lolsofunny:
so i came up with a joke the other day while i was showering
and it’s quite possibly the dumbest thing i’ve ever thought
but i laughed for a good five minutes out loud in the shower
my mom thought something was wrong with me
okay here goes; an attorney defends a man sued for walking around town in his underwear. it was a brief case.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Hubby rolled his eyes but...
enochianwarbirds:
OH MY FUCKING GOD
i borrowed my friend’s laptop and here’s the desktop
which is a little creepy but ok
but did you know that you can set your desktop to change every now and then
BECAUSE I DIDN’T AND I MINIMIZED MY BROWSER
I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF
It is my worst nightmare…
January 2013
34 posts
hero-of-s-h-i-e-l-d:
You know a webseries is really good when you want to throw your laptop into the wall over all the feels it gives you.
Whilst loading fics on AO3, I inadvertently read over a REALLY old one (one of my first ones) and I can’t believe how bad it is! I just wanna rewrite the whole thing but I know that there might be people out there that know it the way it is. Why they haven’t erased the awfulness from their memory is anyone’s guess :P
AO3
As per requests, I’m sending all my fics to AO3 for those who prefer the download option. Bare with me though because I uploaded 18 tonight (I think) and there’s about 150…
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New fic...
So, I found a handful of unfinished fics that I actually think are really good but I don’t wanna stuff up the ending by finishing them now so to get back into the swing of things I’ve just written up a little thing. It’s Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew, which you guys may or may not be interested in, but I picked it because I thought it would be easier than other fandoms… o.O
So,...
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dendenmonmon:
If you like The Nanny and/or Gilmore Girls there is a 150% chance we would be best friends :D
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lolsofunny:
do gifs keep moving after you scroll past them
Schrödinger’s gif?
Maybe they’re the opposite of weeping angels. Only moving when we look at them
This is the best thing I have ever seen!
