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1 - 2 - 3 - 4, I declare a fic war!

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What: Tumblr Fic War

Who: Anyone who reblogs this post.

When: Until everyone is actualfax dead, because this is WAR suckers!

Why: FEELINGS

What: Everyone who reblogs this post is opening their ask box up to the most brutal, feelings-inducing prompts anyone who is playing can imagine.  Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to take those prompts and DESTROY EVERYONE with them. Not just angsty stuff either, fluff can be just as bad, as many of you know!

THIS LOOKS FANTASTIC!!!!

Bad night’s sleep. I woke up in the middle of the night because I’d stopped breathing. Due to my inherited sleep apnoea, I always stop breathing for, like, 20 secs but I’d stopped breathing for long enough that when I woke up, I put my back out and freaked out so much I threw up :/

When I was a kid and replied with something like, “Because SHE did it!” my mother would retort, “SHE is the cat’s mother!” I’ve never put any stock in it, it’s just a saying. But when I corrected my five-year-old with the same statement, she asked, “Why?”

I have no idea o.O Does anyone else? :P

“It’s like the dining room carpet when the cat makes a B.M. on there. What do you do? You don’t have any choice; you’ve gotta replace the carpet, you gotta get rid of the cat and you can NEVER eat in that dining room again, can you? No, you can’t.”

- Mr Monk and the Garbage Strike

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