When: Until everyone is actualfax dead, because this is WAR suckers!
What: Everyone who reblogs this post is opening their ask box up to the most brutal, feelings-inducing prompts anyone who is playing can imagine. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to take those prompts and DESTROY EVERYONE with them. Not just angsty stuff either, fluff can be just as bad, as many of you know!
friendly reminder that australia doesn’t exist it’s a hoax created by the government all your australian friends are secret fbi agents trying to keep tabs on your online criminal activity wake up america
Yeah! *shifty eyes*
This is my family. I found it all on my own. It’s little and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good.
I really like this. I’ve seen the idea a zillion times before but this is really perfect :)
Bad night’s sleep. I woke up in the middle of the night because I’d stopped breathing. Due to my inherited sleep apnoea, I always stop breathing for, like, 20 secs but I’d stopped breathing for long enough that when I woke up, I put my back out and freaked out so much I threw up :/
When I was a kid and replied with something like, “Because SHE did it!” my mother would retort, “SHE is the cat’s mother!” I’ve never put any stock in it, it’s just a saying. But when I corrected my five-year-old with the same statement, she asked, “Why?”
“It’s like the dining room carpet when the cat makes a B.M. on there. What do you do? You don’t have any choice; you’ve gotta replace the carpet, you gotta get rid of the cat and you can NEVER eat in that dining room again, can you? No, you can’t.”